Freeze Frame (Photos)

Hall of Shame

"If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?"

Brenneckes, 1980. This was taken when I was just starting to learn how to stand up on my bodyboard. I don't know how I got in this position, but it looks pretty hilarious.

Brenneckes, 1981. Again, I was trying to stand tall. I slipped and slid out, right under the lip. Axed!.

Shipwrecks, 1985. I used to be an avid Zinka user. Got a little too creative with the colors.

Magics, 1986. Putting new meaning to the term faceplant.

Pine Trees, Kauai, 1987. Riding the big ones in the shorebreak. Check out the hot pink colors!

Kapaa, 1988. I love a parade! Proudly cruising in the sponsor's van.

Makapu'u, 1989. Bailing with flair.